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Dear Ed-
This paper sure has changed since last I read it. I am glad to see that it continues. Its missing something.... letters from me, that must be it.
Andrew Sigman
Editor's Note:
Dear Mr. Sigman,
You are exactly right! You have always been an invaluable presence to The OUMMCBNOM, the perfect foil to our madcap editorial staff. In honor of your storied history and in celebration of your newest letter, I am proud to present The Andrew Sigman Retrospective, a review of your appearances in The OUMMCBNOM since 1994.|
Early Winter, 1994 Early Winter, 1994 Late Spring, 1995 Early Summer, 1995 |
Mr. Sigman cleverly avoids paying his subscription fee Mr. Sigman offers his services as comic strip artist and calls the editor a pervert Mr. Sigman confesses "compelling fantasy" involving lettuce leaf loincloth Mr. Sigman calls Amy a weenie |
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