Melancholy in Michigan
Dear Melancholy,
Thank you for your question. We are happy to say that we have the perfect suggestion: write more letters to us! You can be assured that, as no one else ever ever writes to us, we are lonely as well, and writing letters can be the perfect remedy for those occassional college-kid blues. Feel free to write to us about your teenage angst, your new friends, and all the complexities of your college life. Especially the amoral fun parts. We can't wait to hear from you!
Love, Pud and Cam